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Citizen:
I don't believe in abortion.
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Government:
Then don't get one.
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Citizen:
I don't believe in birth control.
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Government:
You don't have to use it.
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Citizen:
I think gay marriage is a sin.
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Government:
Don't marry the same sex then.
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Citizen:
I want my kids to learn about creationism.
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Government:
Take them to church.
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