February 2012
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Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to the producers of...
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking! Or the fine, certain something that all people need — indeed, you’ll succeed if...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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rufiozuko:
I’m caught up… I can’t believe I had to go back and reread everything… I guess that’s par for the course here in Homestuck. I was just playing beats on the MPC.
Things are starting to shape up around here… Thanks for all the help so far. My eyelids are starting to get heavy again and looks like I may have to stop for the evening. My inbox is so full, I want to go through it and...
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delicioustrap:
“4 for you Hugo, you go Hugo!
And none for Harry Potter, bye.”
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Kinda want to do a Korra cosplay.
But I’d have to lose like a kabillion pounds first.
Maybe I’ll just do an Equalist one, because those masks are hella cool.
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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rufiozuko:
It’s 3am in LA and my eye lids are getting heavy…
Homestuck, you will have to wait till I return to read you tmrw…
& no, not yet do I know what I’m reading.
Oh Lord, no, Dante! Get out while you still can!
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bolt-the-badass:
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Santorum: Obama is ‘a snob’ who ‘wants everybody... →
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hogwartsandthetardis:
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is wrong with America right now?
This man is a fucking frontrunner! He’s not some wacko fringe candidate, he’s the goddamn frontrunner for one of the major political parties in our country, and he thinks wanting everyone to go to college is a bad thing?!?!
I take it back. I’m no longer looking for a job in the...
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
something-even-lighter-than-air:
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mega-meister:
YOOOO WHY IS THIS LIKE THE COOLEST THINGGG AKJLHFHJDF
its mostly all dragon age sound clips for me sdfghjvkshg
Ah I remember this
it stopped working for me about this time last year let’s see if it works again
:D :D :D
I need to reblog more music now so I have more to play.
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Guys, Mako and Bolin grew up on the streets. An incredibly depressing flashback episode about them fighting to survive, and scrounching for food and shelter is practically inevitable.
Just imagine tiny Mako pickpocketing so he can feed Bolin, even though he thinks it’s wrong and hates it every single time.
And Bolin’s always smiling and cracking jokes to cheer Mako up, and maybe one...
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