vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it
they’re like 6 second soap operas and I LOVE IT
Right. So. The way I see it is… we say it was self-defence. And we do that because…well, Gina was suffering from…Stockholm Syndrome. Which is actually quite common in assistants with demanding bosses. The affair was just an example of how far Mr Kaufman’s…brainwashing of Gina went. He…made her fall in love with him. So in this way her…poisoning him was…an act of self-defence. [The class giggles.]
i doodled amethyst really quick ok alright
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon
#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i
reminder for bisexuals
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Urbance animated project is now on Kickstarter.
Looks so cool!
Oh my god this looks incredible!
THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.
do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
i’m desperate for a booker & anna happy ending as much as the next person but consider their life in new york
- booker indebted to the wrong sort of people, who corner anna one day to get to him
- anna never inviting friends home bc she’s embarrassed about their poverty
- anna growing up and getting smarter and booker can’t help her with her homework anymore so she spends most evenings at the library nowadays so he’s alone in the apartment and he wonders what he’s doing wrong
- booker leaving for days at a time for his work, which sometimes doesn’t go well; if he doesn’t earn enough on a job he spends the evening trying to win something off a gambling hall so he can come home with something because he hates the look anna gets on her face when she can immediately tell he didn’t earn enough
- anna never knowing when he would come back to the apartment, and when he did, if he’d be covered in blood or not
- anna finally, finally raising enough money to take a trip to paris (study abroad?) and realizing her dad needs it more than her so she gives it up to settle his debts
- booker coming to her one day, upset but trying not to show it, hesitating before saying: “anna, i was contacted by a man today, a representative for a wealthy priest, who said — they said… they could give you a better life, and they’re a family that could afford — well, afford to take you to paris one day, so if…” and anna sitting there stunned, wondering if he’s been trying to get rid of her since she was born